Oh, my boy, you do test me. Though I am the one running the tests really. Have you studied your history, writer guy?
History? I don't fucking care about history, bastard, mutant, fuck...
Now, now, you don't have to lose all your manners along with your life. I'm just curious if you ever wondered what it was that caused the animals to disappear. And if you're a typical inbred seed, there was a time when this world had these wonderful creatures running on four legs, barking, baying, crying, speaking their own language.
I know, I just don't care.
Well, it was because you didn't care, or the human kind, that didn't care that you are in the position, which I might add is not so becoming, you are currently in. Do you know what an exterminator is?
No, it's light fixture, it's a, it's a...
Don't struggle I'll just tell you, it was someone who had to go around and kill different species of rodents whose populations would run out of control thus causing disease amongst the humans, the top of the food chain on our planet.
I don't really care, don't you get it? Don't you understand I am dying...
Oh not yet. I would not waste that much money and time on you to kill you in only a few hours. No, foolish one, you will endure days, months, and if you have some sort of strong constitution, I could have you for a year. I'm sorry I'm laughing, but by that time you won't know what is happening anyway.
Cruel fucking monster.
No, I'm on a budget lad. Now back to the story of the rodents who took over the world, neighborhoods and so forth, killing people with their diseases, and eating the limbs of the lepers, seemingly a bad deal.
But as our human population grew so did our minds. First we killed them with poisons, the hairy buggers writhing in the streets. We found them to be in certain regions a good side dish, they were food. But as humankind exploded with intelligence or so we think, we used them, these interlopers, these rodents.
We poured chemicals into their eyes to make sure our human babies would survive such an encounter. The small animals shrieked in pain, dying everyday for a baby product or a medication.
Oh, yes, as will be used on you, medications were forced upon these animals as we could not study such things directly on human beings. They grew human ears on a mouse, which is a tiny rodent, with a triangular face, and stiff hairs growing around the sides of the nares. It was amazing. The ear would be extracted and the mouse would die in a heap, going to the garbage that night.
Are you going to put me in the garbage too?
I'm afraid so, I wouldn't want your gruesome bits and pieces lying about the area, it might give people the wrong idea that I'm say, a little misanthropic.
Anyway,so, not only were the rodents poisoned with every element dug out of the ground and captured from the atmosphere, they began including more animals until, yes, this is interesting, until they began using what were known as "pets."
Two pets were commonly found in human households and they were canines and felines. As the animal life began to shrink people worried and when species disappeared entirely, they knew it would never be the same.
Here's some water if you feel like you can drink. I need you to either drink that or I will cut a port in your chest and pour it in myself. Don't look at me like that, I'm sorry I'm laughing again, but your eyes have reached a point where the expression seems to be locked in.
Water? Huh?
You know what fuck you, pour it in if you want, my life is over anyway. I'm what, nothing?
No, no, in fact you are aiding the world in that you are being tested for all sorts of things, including mega viruses, and my new invention, if it works, will be able to soup up your autoimmune system from a remote control you can carry with you. You and I may be famous some day. That's why we are filming and recording every moment of this incredible experiment.
I'm a famous tortured man.
Do you feel tortured? No, I'm explaining to you, as not all scientists would do in this day and age, that you are important. Yes, you come from a farm, where your parents are creating new test subjects everyday. We've even learned over the years to decrease human gestation periods which means mommy can conceive and give birth several times a year, making it less dangerous than having litters of six or more, crowding the, though enhanced and reinforced, uterine units.
Feel better about you dumb ass? I'm sorry, I can't help it, talking to such a creature, though human, with little or no real intelligence makes me a bit nasty.
How far down the ladder am I master? What, come on shorty, answer? You have bored me now for hours with your great knowledge of animals and humans, tell me, am I that different from you? Do you feel pain or is it that you simply like to give pain? That's what it is, you're a human who has extreme issues, you think you're better because you reason that you can't be worse as you are involved in these great experiments to save mankind from, what you? Mankind needs to be saved from you? Come on chatterbox, say something?
I'm better than you. You are bred to be inferior, so therefore you are.
Now I'm laughing, though it hurts, that you are doing this for such a shallow reason that I could not feel anything but sorry for you. I feel sorry for you. Do what you have to do but don't say anything more to me, I don't want to hear it. You sad creature, pathetic, I'll be me and die. You do what you want with the information you get. But I am by far your superior because without me you would be nothing. Isn't that right or are you crying? No, you can't cry, you can only become indifferent, cold, and distant. Where are you manners.
Shut up farm creature!
Are you calling me an animal.
Never! Animals are and will always be superior in every way. We used them up. We supported all humans with information from heart attacks in canines to autoimmune in rodents. It kept leaders alive longer to enjoy the fruits of their heritage as owners of the world. And when they were gone, and when genetics could no longer be employed, they turned to humans, subhumans.
Like me.
Yes, I'm afraid you are the subhuman who is grown for the job of being experimented on by scientists, inventors, people in need of limbs and cures, it's amazing really.
You will kill us all you know. All humans, subhumans like me, gone from the planet.
No, you imbecile that is not the case or it would, or it...
What?
I've never had one like you, who talked with intelligence I could understand.
Do you think the animals were intelligent?
Yes, I do. Many cognitive studies were run that proved that memory and visual skills were the same.
So, they felt the pain? They felt what I am feeling right now.
I suppose.
Are you going to open my chest or what?
I don't know yet. I don't know.
You know?
What, what writer do I know?
You know what you are doing is wrong now, personally, animals or people raised to be tested upon. You also know that you are killing us all by doing this.
Wrong, I don't know what is wrong or right, as the childish ponder. I do know that I want you to leave.
The end
Just a story in homage to the test animals everywhere. Whether it be shampoo in their eyes, or being tortured by drugs with unknown side effects, these animals never had a chance and most importantly people who don't understand the kindred nature between man and animal are poorly equipped for life.
Animals have been there, and they are disappearing. We eat certain animals when we should maintain their populations and use the land, polluted with chemicals to grow other types of foods. Insects should be added to the diet. But animals never should be mistreated prior to our eating them. It's sacred, that was a life. If all your life your squashed into a cage, shot with antibiotics and growth hormones, then the end of your life comes shortly at four pounds.
On some one's table your tortured, murdered body is set to eat. That is disgusting and that is mankind. Food and animals are sacred and we should be thankful.
